It's fine not to know your port and starbord (no it's not) but now you can get a sneaky memory aid on your really own TSF cap!
You're welcome

• 80% acrylic, 20% wool (green camo is 60% cotton, 40% polyester)
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• Plastic snap closure
• Green under visor
• Head circumference: 21 ⅝” - 23 ⅝” (54.9 cm to 60 cm)